A&M - Response - Ask the Fuzzy Monkey!

Q. How can I get my own Fuzzy Monkey?

A. Go to the store. Buy some stickers that are fuzzy in the shape of monkeys.

Q. How do I get him to protect me? Are there any incantations involved?

A. No. Merely stroke him, love him, and feed him chocolate covered bananas.

Q. What is the origin of the Fuzzy Monkey?

A. An interesting bum girl gave him to me. He spoke to me through my macaroni and cheese.

Q. Why is the Fuzzy Monkey fuzzy?

A. Because he's got fuzzy stuff on him

Q. Don't I already have a Fuzzy Monkey?

A. That's not the same thing, unless yours is perpetually small, flat and limp, no matter who touches him or how much.

Q. Will the Fuzzy Monkey bite?

A. Only if you don't put chocolate on his bananas... or mistreat me in any way. He loves me so.

If you are very, very quiet, and look very, very closely, you just might see the Fuzzy Monkey!!!

Do you have any questions you'd like to ask about the Fuzzy Monkey? Send them here!